If You've Never Met A Student From The University Of Chicago, I'll Describe Him To You.

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If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe
him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says, "This is a glass of
water. But is it a glass of water? And if it is a glass of water, why is it
a glass of water?" And eventually he dies of thirst.
-- Shelley Berman