If Your Eyes Hurt After You Drink Coffee, You Have To Take The Spoon Out Of The Cup.
If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of
-- Norm Crosby
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
-- Norm Crosby...
Mothers mold the children's minds. Some of you have done well.
There are a lot of moldy-minded kids around. -- Norm Crosby...
Drink your coffee - there are people in India sleeping. -- Seen on a coffee cup
Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie? Norm: Daddy wuvs you.
-- Cheers, The Mail Goes to Jail Sam: What'd you like, Normie?...
Grampa: [pours Lisa a cup of coffee] Sugar? Lisa: Yes, ten please.
Bart: [shaking] Hey Grampa, top me off. Grampa...
With Clinton and $0.85, you can get a cup of coffee.
Owen's Law for Secretaries: As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
My friend and his wife stayed in a hotel and got a bill for ninety dollars.
He screamed, "For what, ninety dollars?" The desk clerk said, "For room and board, sir....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...even Juan Valdez couldn't support your drastic need for yet another cup of coffee.