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If You Hit A Man Over The Head With A Fish, He'll Have A Headache For A Day.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a
day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish,
he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life.
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
-- Calvin Keega...
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