If You Go Into Heat, Package Your Meat.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat provided the urge remains constant.
Karlson's Theorem of Snack Food Packages: For all P, where P is a package of snack food, P is a SINGLE-SERVING package of snack food.
Gibson the Cat's Corrolary: For all L, where L is a package of lunch meat, L is Gibson's package of lunch meat....
The difference between meat and fish is that if you beat your fish it dies.
Read over your compositions, and where ever you meet with a package you think is particularly fine, strike it out.
Samuel Johnson ['Boswell's Life of', 1773]...
Boycott meat - suck your thumb.
A small package of value will come to you, shortly.
It IS the heat!!