If You Can't Dress Weird, Why Dress At All?
If you can't dress weird, why dress at all?
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
You may be redneck... if you're excited by gals who can field dress deer.
If you can't be weird, why be?
Older sister: "Why are you wearing my new raincoat?
Younger sister: "I didn't want to get your new dress wet....
Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress. -- Coco Chanel
World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced dress code!
I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can look up her dress.
-- Steve Marti...
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you walk to work, and find your dress is stuck in the back of your panty hose.