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• You have to do something before you can do something for a change.
• Are you sure you won't change your mind? Is there something wrong with the one I have?
  -- Gillian & Spock, "The Voyage Home," stardate 8390....
• If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent. -- Bette Davi
• Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes and no.
• You know your apartment is small... when you can't know its position and velocity at the same time.
  you put your key in the lock and it breaks the window....
• You have just won the Davis Cup Playoff!!
• Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
• How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.