If There Was A Big Gardening Convention, And You Got Up And Gave A Speech In Favor Of Fast-motion Gardening, I Bet You Would Get Booed Right Off The Stage.

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If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in
favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would get booed right off the stage.
They're just not ready.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey