If My Disk Crashes Do I Require Autoexec Insurance?
If my disk crashes do I require autoexec insurance?
I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!
I am no more humble than my talents require. -- Oscar Leva
I stand on my record. Fifteen crashes and not a single fatality. -- Otto, "Otto Show
I downloaded my brain. Why are my blanks still disk?
I parked my hard disk and now I can't find it!
She was asking her insurance agent: 'If I were to take out a $
250,000 insurance policy on my husband and he should die the next day, what would I get?...
EMACS: Even My Aunt Crashes the System
In my attempt to hit a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. -- Excerpt from insurance form.