If God Intended That The Genitals Were More Important Than The Brain, He Would've Put A Skull Over The Genitals.

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If God intended that the genitals were more important than the brain, he
would've put a skull over the genitals. What the hell do you care if
someone comes over and fools around with you and your genitals? What is it,
it's a momentary thing. But you don't want anybody coming over and stroking
your brains. They'll scramble your brains, you'll write the wrong check
out, you'll lose money.
-- Mel Brooks