If ((glass == EMPTY)&&(thirsty == YES)) Open("Beer")
if ((glass == EMPTY)&&(thirsty == YES)) open("Beer");
If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
Symptom: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear.
Problem: Glass empty. Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer....
Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling....
It's hard to sing with an empty glass.
He who blows at the foam in his beer is not thirsty. -- Talmud.
Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!
Real men don't drink beer from a glass!
The best way to hold your beer is in a glass.
So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as large as it needs to be?