If Exercise Is All That Good For You, How Come The Doctor With The Greatest Seniority Has The Parking Place Closest To The Hospital Door?
If exercise is all that good for you, how come the doctor with the greatest
seniority has the parking place closest to the hospital door?
How come every time you go to the emergency room of a hospital they got foreign doctors from India there?
I don't want to put my life in the hands of any doctor who believes in reincarnation....
At the hospital, a doctor is training an intern on how to announce bad news to the patients.
The doctor tells the intern "This man in 305 is going to die in six months....
You're wrong. The Doctor is not weaponless. He has the greatest weapon of all--knowledge.
-- Lady Camilla, State of Decay...
A woman went into a hospital one day to give birth.
Afterwards, the doctor came to her and said, "I have some....
How come you are so good at finding excuses?
If hard work is so good for you, how come the rich don't keep it all for themselves?
-- Jamaican saying...
The Universe is expanding, but that won't help you find a parking place.
Speed Pays -- the doctor, the hospital, the mortuary.
A wizard must always know how to use words. Practice smiling as you recite the following simple exercise.
First: "The spell has not worked. It is best that you get out of your house before it explodes....