If (dog_age="old") Then (num_tricks=max_tricks)
If (dog_age="old") then (num_tricks=max_tricks)
if (age(dog) = old) then num_tricks := MAXTRICKS
You cannot teach an old dog new tricks.
You can't teach an old dog new trick
An old dog slowly being forced to learn new tricks.
It is fatuous to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
[ you can't teach an old dog new tricks. ]...
Can you teach an old Sysop new tricks?
Dammit, I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor.
It's too late to teach this old dog new tricks. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Odyssey...
People keep telling me that I am never too old to learn, and I keep wondering why they say that you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hookers.