I Bought My Brother Some Gift-wrap For Christmas. I Took It To The Gift Wrap Department And Told Them To Wrap It, But In A Different Print So He Would Know When To Stop Unwrapping.

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I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap
department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know
when to stop unwrapping.
-- Steven Wright