IBM Compatible - IBM Contemptible.
IBM compatible - IBM contemptible.
IBM-Compatible - Not fully IBM-compatible.
Apparently IBM is not IBM compatible. -- Andy Tanenbaum
Bowman hesitates. You're not IBM compatible.
IBM is 99.8% compatible...With Compaq 386 Pro
Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible.
Q: Why was Stonehenge abandoned? A: It wasn't IBM compatible.
A field upgrade, HAL. We're going to make you IBM compatible.
'Shit Happens' according to... IBM/DOS: It's shit, but at least it's compatible.
The proof that IBM didn't invent the car is that it has a steering wheel and an accelerator instead of spurs and ropes, to be compatible with a horse.
-- Jac Goudsmi...