I Believe You Should Place A Woman On A Pedestal, High Enough So You Can Look Up Her Dress.
I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can
look up her dress.
-- Steve Martin
Even if you put a woman on a pedestal, it's still a pedestal.
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
Perhaps at fourteen every boy should be in love with some ideal woman to put on a pedestal and worship.
As he grows up, of course, he will put her on a pedestal the better to view her legs....
I believe in 8 of the 10 commandments" -- Steve Marti
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. -- Steve Marti
To be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand more from her?
You don't want a rose to sing. -- Thackeray...
In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say.
I'd meet a girl and say, "Hi, was it good for you too?...
Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....