I Am The Shadow Man, And *I* Will Never Harm The Person Under Whose Bed *I* Live.

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"I am the Shadow Man, and *I* will never harm the person under whose bed
*I* live."
"Glad to hear it, my man... Hey, don't stay out too late, and when
you get back, make sure you shut the window."
-- An unusual roomie from The Twilight Zone episode "The Shadow Man"