I Am A Sex Object. I Say Sex? And My Girlfriend Objects.
I am a sex object. I say Sex? and my girlfriend objects.
I was talking during sex and my girlfriend hung up.
I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?
I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before??
I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off. -- Graham Chapma
I love sex with blonds, but my wife doesn't appreciate i
I think my sex drive's got a surge supressor!
I like sex. (Big letters) Since I don't have sex in your office, and I probably like sex more than you like smoking, please do not smoke in my office.
-- Sign in office...
Hi I am an alien .sig, and at the moment I am having sex to your mind, by looking at your smile I can see that you like it.