I Am Against All Hobbies. I Have Been Against Ever Since I Figured Out That Nothing I Ever Do Is Considered A Hobby.

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I am against all hobbies. I have been against ever since I figured
out that nothing I ever do is considered a hobby. All my life I have
had to fill out forms that ask about hobbies. I always wanted to
write down "reading", but reading is not a hobby. If you collect
books, that is a hobby. If you actually read them, it is not. If
you happen to watch a butterfly in a field, that is not a hobby.
If you put a pin through its little heart, that is a hobby.
-- Richard Cohen