How Many Xxxxxxx (fill In The Blank: FBI Agents, Narcs, Deans) -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

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-- How many
xxxxxxx (fill in the blank: FBI agents, narcs, deans)

-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six. One to seize the light bulb and the others hold him very
very still, because they KNOW the world turns.