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• How many times do you need to be tolled anyway?
• A tree is a tree. How many more do you need to look at?" -- Ronald W. Reagan, 1966
• Herman: How many men do you have? Bart: None. Herman: You'll need more. -- "Bart the General
• We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? -- Lee Iacocca
• How many public opinion researchers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  With what degree of certainty do you need to know?...
• We need wilderness because we are wild animals. -- Edward Abbey
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Zero. We have the housekeeping staff do it for us....
• How many screenwriters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "Why do we have to change it?...
• How many Victorians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  <Ahem> We do not discuss this with ladies and children present....