How Many Sopranos -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

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-- How many
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to climb up the ladder, one to kick the ladder out
from under her and a third to say, "I knew that was too high
for _you_ dear." (That laughter you hear is from the Alto