How Many Members Of The U.S.S. Enterprise -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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-- How many
members of the U.S.S. Enterprise
-- does it take to change
a light bulb?
7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light
bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which
Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead. Scotty,
after checking around, notices that they have no more
new light bulbs, and complains that he can't see in the
dark to tend to his engines. Kirk must make an emergency
stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to
procure a light bulb from the natives. Kirk, Spock,
Bones, Sulu, and 3 red shirt security officers beam
down. The 3 security officers are promptly killed by the
natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured.
Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scotty notices a Klingon ship
approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape
detection. Bones cures the native king who is suffering
from the flu, and as a reward the landing party is set
free and given all of the light bulbs they can carry.
Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the
planet just in time to beam up Kirk et. al. The new bulb
is inserted, and the Enterprise continues with its five
year mission.