How Many Mac Owners -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

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-- How many
Mac owners
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three: One to change the bulb, one to copyright the method
for changing the bulb, and one to call in the lawyers on
anyone who infringes on the "look and feel" of the bulb
changing method.