How Many Libras -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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-- How many
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the
bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just
one if it's just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the
person doesn't know where to find a new light bulb, or...