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• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they get screwed in the ass instead....
• How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. "Who needs lights?
• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight....
• How many utilitarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they?...
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to do the job and three to listen to him brag about the screwing part....
• How many Kennedys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "Hey man, screwing objectifies the LB...
• How many Beverly Hills residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have a service come in and do that....