Laws Of Postal Delivery: 1. Important Mail Arrives Late.
Laws of Postal Delivery: 1. Important mail arrives late. 2.
Junk mail arrives the day it was sent.
Love letters, business contracts and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.
Good news seldom if ever arrives by registered mail.
You have junk mail.
Improve mail delivery... mail the posties their pay!!
Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees.
The more important the communication and the more urgent the need, the more likely it is that communication gets lost in the mail.
You've never heard of junk mail getting lost in the mail, have you?...
The Postal Service is raising its rates for storing mail.