Choad /chohd/ N. Synonym For `penis' Used In Alt.

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choad /chohd/ n.

Synonym for `penis' used in
alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof. They
say: "We think maybe it's from Middle English but we're all too
damned lazy to check the OED." [I'm not. It isn't. --ESR] This
term is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground
comics, and to have been recently sighted in the Beavis and
Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati
languages have confirmed that `choad' is in fact an Indian
vernacular word equivalent to `fuck'; it is therefore likely to
have entered English slang via the British Raj.