Ame-day Service N. Ironic Term Used To Describe Long Response Time, Particularly With Respect To MS-DOS System Calls (which Ought To Require Only A Tiny Fraction Of A Second To Execute).

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same-day service n.

Ironic term used to describe long
response time, particularly with respect to MS-DOS system
calls (which ought to require only a tiny fraction of a second to
execute). Such response time is a major incentive for programmers
to write programs that are not well-behaved. See also