Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill
out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 7: What new features would you like to see in Windows 2000?
A. A marquee on the taskbar that automatically scrolls the latest
headlines from MSNBC and Microsoft Press Pass
B. Content filtration software for Internet Explorer that will prevent my
children from accessing dangerous propaganda about Linux.
C. A new card game; I've spent over 10,000 hours playing Solitaire during
my free time at work and I'm starting to get bored with it
D. A screensaver depicting cream pies being thrown at Janet Reno, Joel
Klien, David Boies, Ralpha Nader, Orrin Hatch, Linus Torvalds, Richard
M. Stallman, and other conspirators out to destroy Microsoft
E. A Reinstall Wizard that helps me reinstall a fresh copy of Windows to
fix Registry corruptions and other known issues