Windows NT: Vaporware of the desperate and scared.
Windows: The answer to a question nobody has ever asked.
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
Windows: XT emulator for an Pentium.
Dogs crawl under fences... software crawls under Windows 95.
Friends don't let friends use Windows 95.
A copy of Windows 95 and 4x4 MB of SIMMs, please.
C:\WINDOWS>DEL *.* I feel better now.
Windows is a pane in the ASCII.
Buy a Pentium III so you can reboot faster.