Coming soon: Visual Edlin for Windows.
Hiroshima '45 Tschernobyl '86 Windows '95
Windows 2000 is out! -- PC Magazine, April 2013
Ever noticed how fast Windows runs? Neither did I!
Windows: It's not pretty. It's not ugly. But it's pretty ugly.
Windows Tip of the Day: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to your CONFIG.SYS file.
A fool and his money are soon using Windows.
Tip of the day: The Windows 95 CD-ROM makes an excellent skeet shoot target.
Microsoft does have a Y2K problem... it's called Linux!
HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE!