If Windows sucked it would be good for something.
If I wanted Windows, I'd live in a greenhouse!
New screensaver released: Curtains for Windows.
I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying...
I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.
I can't wait for EDLIN to be ported for Windows.
Father, forgive me, I've been caught using Windows...
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows!
A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle