Windows 95 is crash compatible with Windows 1.0, 2.x, and 3.x.
Some Windows were made to be broken.
Turn your Pentium into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
Bugs come in through open Windows.
Windows 98: New look, same multicrashing.
Windows 2000 will be released as soon as Windows 98 finishes loading.
Windows 95 really does have pre-emptive multitasking: It can boot and crash at the same time.
Windows NT - Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.
Windows is just another pane in the glass.
Windows - From the people who brought you EDLIN!