Windows and DOS -- a turtle and it's shell.
Windows 95 is the most popular virus on the market today.
Windows is the only solitaire game that requires 16 MB of RAM.
Windows is the best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
If Windows is so user-friendly, then why do you need a 678-page manual?
The word "Windows" is a word out of an old dialect of the Apaches.
It means: "White man staring through glass-screen onto an hourglass......
Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart Windows.
Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
This is an air conditioned room -- do not open Windows!
Favorite Windows game: "Guess what this icon does?