Windows: Microsoft's tax on computer illiterates.
In a world without fences who needs Gates?
Another name for a Windows tutorial is "crash course".
Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
My computer, my documents, my briefcase, my ASS! -- Ben Cook
Linux. When you want to get there today! -- Jeremy Hinegardne
I have replaced NT with Linux. Linux -- heir of the byte that dogged me. -- Allan Willi
Do you remember when you only had to pay for windows when *you* broke them? -- Noel Maddy
Free Software: the Software by the People, of the People and for the People.
Develop! Share! Enhance! and Enjoy! -- Andy Tai...
National Weather Service advice for those threatened by severe thunderstorm
Go inside a sturdy building and stay away from WINDOWS!" -- Ben Bullock...