Q: How many Microsoft tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: Why did Bill Gates cross the road? A: To avoid the Department of Justice.
Q: Why is Microsoft's Product Support a failure? A
Because Microsoft needs a Support Group instead....
Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: Warning label.
Q: How many Micro$oft programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle. One to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb....
Q: What do Bill Gates and Bill Clinton have in common?
A: Their ratings climb whenever they do something unethical....
Q: What do you call 50 Microsoft products at the bottom of the ocean? A: A darned good start.
Q: What do Windows NT and frozen pizza have in common? A: They're both half baked.
Q: How many Internet Explorer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their light bulbs are integrated in to the fixtures and can not be changed....
You Might be a Microsoft Employee If... 1. When a Microsoft program crashes for the millionth time, you say "Oh, well!
and reboot without any negative thoughts 2. The Windows 95 startup scree...