Q: How do you make Windows run faster? A: Throw it harder!
Q: What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?
Q: What's the difference between Windows 95 and a highly destructive virus?
A: About 90 MB of hard disk space....
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people....
Q: What does the NT in Windows NT stand for? A: No Thanks A
Nice Try A: Neutered Technology A: Nothing There A...
Q: What does the CE in Windows CE stand for? A: Caveat Emptor.
Q: Does Bill Gates use public domain software? A: Yes, as all of the public has become Bill Gates' domain.
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him....
Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?...
Q: How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight. One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure that Microsoft gets $...