Microsoft Zen - Become One With The Blue Screen. -- From A Slashdot.org Po
Microsoft Zen - Become one with the blue screen.
-- From a Slashdot.org post
Linux: the dot in "dot org". -- From a Slashdot.org po
I'm not a programmer, but I play one at Microsoft. -- From a Slashdot.org po
In zen skiing, you learn to become one with the snow.
Linux Ported to Homer Simpson's Brain SPRINGFIELD -- Slashdot recently reported on Homer Simpson's brain "upgrade" to an Intel CPU.
Intel hails the CPU transplant as the "World's Greatest Technological Achievement"....
Blue Screen of Death n. [common] This term is closely related to the older Black Screen of Death but much more common (many non-hackers have picked it up).
Due to the extreme fragility and bugginess of Microsoft Windows (3....
Have you ever noticed that at trade shows Microsoft is always the one giving away stress balls.
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This is excellent news! I haven't thought about remedies yet.
.. well, you know, I can think of one thing the court should do...
Microsoft: Re-inventing square wheels -- From a Slashdot.org po
Microsoft does have a Y2K problem... it's called Linux! -- From a Slashdot.org po