An OS/2 Professional Visits A Seminar For Windows 95.
An OS/2 professional visits a seminar for Windows 95. During the practice
lesson Bill Gates asks him: "What do you like about Windows95?" He answers,
"That YOU have to use it."
To him that can take all that you have, give what he asks.
Don't you see? This whole trial is a conspiracy concocted by Bill Gates.
He knows that he stands to make even more billions if Microsoft is broken up into Baby Bills....
What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian? 1. None of his jokes would be funny.
2. Subliminal message hyping Microsoft and Windows 98 would be inserted throughout his performance....
Bill Gates is surfing the Internet, collecting the URLs of anti-Micrsoft websites to send to the legal department for possible libel lawsuits.
Suddenly the devil appears, and says, "Bill, I've got a deal for you....
Have you heard the one about the rabbi, the goat and Bill Gates?
Bill Gates Passes Turing Test LONDON, ENGLAND -- Microsoft proclaimed that they have passed the Turing Test by creating a Bill Gates multimedia simulacrum that crack BBC interviewer Jeremy Paxman couldn't distinguish from the real thing.
I never would have expected this," Paxman said about the Gates AI program....
Commenting in Slashdot after Arnold Schwarzenegger's decision to use open-source software in the California governme
> This is obviously because Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are girly-men....
Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!" -- Bill Gates, 1981 "Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM.
Bill Gates, 1996 "Nobody will ever need Windows 95." -- logical conclusio...
Stallman's Latest Proclamation Richard M. Stallman doesn't want you to say "Windows" anymore.
He is now advocating that people call this OS by its real name...