At Microsoft, Quality Is Job 1.1 - Use Linux!
At Microsoft, quality is job 1.1 - Use Linux!
Microsoft ActivePromo Campaign: "Windows Competitive Upgrade Offer" Microsoft's PR masterminds are planning a massive marketing campaig
code-named "ActivePromo 2000", to promote the upcoming release of Windows 2000 (scheduled for February 2001)....
Choosy cats prefer Microsoft mice 10:1
Brief History Of Linux (#18) The rise and rise of the Microsoft Empire The DOS and Windows releases kept coming, and much to everyone's surprise, Microsoft became more and more successful.
This brought much frustration to computer experts who kept predicting the demise of Microsoft and the rise of Macintosh, Unix, and OS/2....
PARADOX = 2 PhD's PARADISE = 1 PhD + 1 JOB
Top Ten Ways to Pronounce Linux 1. Lih-nucks 2.
Lie-nucks 3. Not Win-doze 4. World Domination 5....
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. Linux is the answer.
dogfood n. [Microsoft, Netscape] Interim software used internally for testing.
To eat one's own dogfood" (from which the slang noun derives) means to use the software one is developing, as part of one's everyday development environment (the phrase is used outside Microsoft and Netscape)....
The Latest Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Bashing Linux As used by Jesse Berst and Fred Moody.
.. 1. Write a scathing article attacking some facet of Linux and publish it 2....
Brief History Of Linux (#17) Terrible calamity IBM chose Microsoft's Quick & Dirty Operating System instead of CP/M for its new line of PCs.
QDOS (along with the abomination known as EDLIN) had been acquired from a Seattle man, Tim Paterson, for the paltry sum of $...