Microsoft Should Switch To The Vacuum Cleaner Business Where People Actually Want Products That Suck.
Microsoft should switch to the vacuum cleaner business where people
actually want products that suck.
-- Bruno Bratti
No vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double polaroid. -- Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'
The Man Who Almost Invented The Vacuum Cleaner The man officially credited with inventing the vacuum cleaner is Hubert Cecil Booth.
However, he got the idea from a man who almost invented it....
A cat and his owner see a relationship counselor: He doesn't want you to run the vacuum cleaner or go out on dates.
-- Nicole Hollande...
Microsoft: Making it Easier...to switch to OS/2.
No woman should be stuck in the kitchen. At least take her to the hall, where the carpet's cleaner.
Yo momma like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.
In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
It's too formal to ask for the vacuum cleaner. You say "I'm choking the alligator.