Computers Are Like Air Conditioners -- They Stop Working Properly If You Open WINDOWS
Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open
This is an air conditioned room -- do not open Windows!
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
Ram: What you do to the side of your computer when it's not working properly.
Celebrate the first day you open the windows.
Real software engineers don't like the idea of some inexplicable and greasy hardware several aisles away that may stop working at any moment.
They have a great distrust of hardware people, and wish that systems could be virtual at *all* levels....
In-window air conditioners don't actually cool the air.
The noise takes your mind off the heat. -- Rick Ducommo...
Computers have rights, too. Everyone talks about the rights of animals, but so far nothing has been said about the tragic plight of computers the world over.
They are subjected to the greatest horror ever conceived...