It's Trivial To Make Fun Of Microsoft Products, But It Takes A Real Man To Make Them Work, And A God To Make Them Do Anything Useful.
It's trivial to make fun of Microsoft products, but it takes a real man
to make them work, and a god to make them do anything useful.
Make our greenies useful, put them in the army.
And make them spend it on life.
Make them eat wake.
Homer: The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man.
Let's see. [enumerates them on his fingers] Don't tattle....
Them that has the taglines make the rules.
It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.
Don't learn from other peoples mistakes, it's more fun to go out and make them yourself!
If you don't make the rules, you don't have to keep them.
If you do make the rules, you won't anyway....
Men who do not make advances to women are apt to become victims to women who make advances to them.