Bill Gates To His Broker: "You Idiot, I Said $150 Million On SNAPPLE!!!
Bill Gates to his broker:
"You idiot, I said $150 million on SNAPPLE!!!"
Proof that Bill Gates is the devil. The real name of the Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.
Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where III means the order of third (3rd....
Carefull you idiot! I said across her nose, not UP it!
I can jump spreadsheets. -- Bill Gate
Bill Gates Passes Turing Test LONDON, ENGLAND -- Microsoft proclaimed that they have passed the Turing Test by creating a Bill Gates multimedia simulacrum that crack BBC interviewer Jeremy Paxman couldn't distinguish from the real thing.
I never would have expected this," Paxman said about the Gates AI program....
Some guy came running in the other night and said, "Somebody stole my car!
I said, "Did you see him?" He said, "No, but I got his license plate." -- Bill Barne...
Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#8) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 8: If you could meet Bill Gates for one minute, what would you say to him?...
I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great Satan. IMHO.
Little kids are tough. I saw a little kid, I gave him an orange.
His mother said, "What do you say to the man?" The kid looked at me and said, "Peel it....
Have you heard the one about the rabbi, the goat and Bill Gates?