A Copy Of Windows 95 And 4x4 MB Of SIMMs, Please.
"A copy of Windows 95 and 4x4 MB of SIMMs, please."
Q: What's the difference between Windows 95 and a highly destructive virus?
A: About 90 MB of hard disk space....
Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!" -- Bill Gates, 1981 "Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM.
Bill Gates, 1996 "Nobody will ever need Windows 95." -- logical conclusio...
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