Marge, You Being A Cop Makes You The Man! Which Makes Me The Woman -- And I Have No Interest In That, Besides Occasionally Wearing The Underwear, Which, As We Discussed, Is Strictly A Comfort Thing.

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Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman -- and
I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear,
which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection