I've Heard 'em All. `I Like You As A Friend.' `I Think We Should See Other People.
I've heard 'em all. `I like you as a friend.' `I think we should see
other people.' `I no speak English.' `I'm married to the sea.' `I
don't want to kill you, but I will ...'
-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa
Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all....
Don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister.
I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love. -- Homer Simpson Lisa on Ice...
I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all!
The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles!...
What do you want? And make it quick," Haplo muttered.
"We . . . uh . . . Rega and I . . . we want to be married....
Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....