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• Marge: Homer, what happened to you? Homer: Marge, I figured out what I can give you that no one else ca
  a bouquet of po -- [sees Moe's bouquet] oh, I give up....
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
  [knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?...
• Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown! -- Homer Simpson Secrets of a Successful Marriage
• Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
  [Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge....
• Homer: So anywho, last night we're playing poker, right?
  As usual, I'm winning and not realizing it, and Lenny says that I'm, er -- [laughs] -- get this -- [laughs] -- a little slow!...
• Homer: I _do_ have a story about two other young marrieds.
  .. [everyone turns back and sits down] Now, the wife of this couple has an interesting quirk in the bedroom....