Ross: Mon, Mon, Are You OK? Monica: You Remember That Video I Found Of Mom And Dad?
Ross: Mon, Mon, are you OK?
Monica: You remember that video I found of mom and dad?
Monica: Well, I just caught the live show.
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Monica: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
Ross: Oh, I promise, what. Monica: It's Richard Burke....
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Monica: Hey, great skirt! Birthday present? Rachel
Yeah. Monica: Oh, from who? Rachel: From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me....
Chandler enters hungover and groaning ] Monica: How ya feelin'?
Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it....
Ross: Anyway. That's when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game....
Monica: Pete's breaking up with me. All: What?! Monica
I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk....
Ross: Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?
Monica: You wanna be in charge of the food committee?...