Chandler: She's Amazing! She Makes The Women That I Dream About Look Like Short, Fat, Bald Men!

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Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like
short, fat, bald men!

Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.

Chandler: Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me.

Rachel: Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!

Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up

Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years.

Chandler: Thank you, buddy.

Phoebe: Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see those really beautiful
women with those really nothing guys. You could be one of those guys!

Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"